reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
if a wizard or witch just cut their hair one day and preserved a bunch of it with magic or whatever could they just brew it all into polyjuice potion and live the rest of their life looking exactly the same
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
Q: But like Spanish is a language but it's not a nationality like they speak Spanish in Mexico and Port o' Rico and stuff but it's not like theres a place called Spania full of Spanish *people*
Please be joking
port o’ rico
I think I told you all last year already but in Spain and idk but maybe in other places too, instead of April Fools, we do pranks on the Massacre of the Innocents day, on December 28th.
We have terrible taste.
You mean there’s a better way to commemorate infanticide?